Sunday, March 09, 2008

the white shit

peeps. it's been too long. i'm going to call it hibernation, even though it's more like laziness. given the amount of snow, my burly just-woke-up-and-don't-want-to-be-nice attitude, hairy-ness (okay, this is a stretch. i actually just shaved my legs for the first time since january. whoops), and unflattering weight gain (i did it for the extra warmth!) it wouldn't be that hard to believe though.

this winter has been what i like to affectionately call "the worst winter ever in life without tops for the rest of human civilization. ever." it's fucking sucked. and of course i pick the basement apartment with the smallest driveway and backyard ever. there's no place left to put the snow out there and getting in and out has become sort of a bumper car extravaganza. ugh. i'm not one to complain (ha) but seriously, this is enough.

which brings me to the best part of this post: in 36 hours mama is dragging her ass to florida for a week. thank you sweet jesus. i'll gladly put up with the screaming, over-excited, over-sugared, over-stimulated march break kids because it's WARM and there's no SNOW and i can buy a new piglet pin for my lanyard.

yes, i just said lanyard.

actually, if we're going to be honest with each other here, i should tell you that i can't find my fucking lanyard (google is your friend). i searched high and low yesterday for it and it's nowhere to be found. of course. the snow probably ate it. fucking snow.

however, i did find my disneyworld pass that has 1 day left on it. i just saved myself $50! that's a lot of piglet pins people.

anyways. my point is is that i'm going on vacation. and what's this blog supposed to be about? you guessed it! vacation! let's ignore the fact that i haven't properly discussed my last vacation and just focus on the postive here for a bit:

1. i've updated the blog finally
2. i put a lovely picture of the flower up

there. don't we all feel better now?

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