1. she will cook too much pasta
2. she will spill wine or be part of a wine spill at least twice in the evening
3. if there are cupcakes, she will eat them
4. she'll be the one making inappropriate jokes about her cats, but she'll make you think it wasn't her
5. she's a whizz with a wine stain on her pretty new dress and cardi (see #2)
6. she'll leave the dishes until the morning, just because she can!
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