Sunday, November 09, 2008

THE MOST IMPORTANT BLOG POST I'LL EVER WRITE

Holy.

Motherfucking.

Shit.

The entire reason for this blogs existance - nay, for MY existance - was just validated today by one of the best and absolutely least expected things to ever happen to me.

You should probably take a minute now and sit down for this.

Are you sitting?

Good, cause I'm about to blow your motherfucking mind.

OF ALL THE PLANES IN ALL OF THE WORLD, MICHAEL "MY MOTHERFUCKING BOYFRIEND" CERA GOT ON TO MY PLANE FROM LA TO TORONTO TONIGHT.

Let's do that one more time, just to be sure we're all on the same page:

OF ALL THE PLANES IN ALL OF THE WORLD, MICHAEL "MY MOTHERFUCKING BOYFRIEND" CERA GOT ON TO MY PLANE FROM LA TO TORONTO TONIGHT.

I'm not joking, not even a little bit.

Michael Cera.

My boyfriend.

Was on a plane with me to Toronto tonight.

Seriously??! Seriously. What are the freaking odds??! It blew my mind.

Me and my boyfriend Michael Cera and our sweet 6 hour journey to heaven are proof that God exists and has heard my prayers (ie reads my blog!!!). Dreams do come true, people. Miracles happen.


I'll be back to fill in the details (do you want to know what colour socks he wears? what he watches on tv? I have all this and more to tell you!) once I get through the last week.

In the meantime, though, let's just all rest easy with the fact that this miraculous event happened at all. It's like the second coming, only more adorable.

Cougar? Swooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon.

6 comments:

Rikki said...

only you would this happen to you.


i still can't belive it

canadianbug said...

pleeeeeeease tell me you said hi to him.

Christy said...

Melissa, you totally rock. This is THE SECRET coming to life in your existence! You thought all sorts of cougar love thoughts and he appeared in your life. Way to go!

Anonymous said...

i agree with christy. i mean really what are the odds?!

don't forget to name your first baby after me. jessie is a unisex name so it's an awesome choice, really.

-jess :)

Anonymous said...

Certainly. It was and with me. Let's discuss this question.

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